The Phil Silvers Show: 2x9
A Mess Sergeant Can't Win
Fed up with losing to Bilko all the time Mess Sgt Ritzik is leaving the army having saved up $400 to open a snack bar So Bilko devises a plan to repay all the money that he has won off Ritzik.
2 - 1Platoon in the Movies Sep. 18, 1956- 2 - 2It's For The Birds Sep. 25, 1956
- 2 - 3Bilko Goes To College Oct. 02, 1956
- 2 - 4The Girl From Italy Oct. 09, 1956
- 2 - 5The Face On The Recruiting Poster Oct. 16, 1956
- 2 - 6Bilko's War Against Culture Oct. 23, 1956
- 2 - 7The Song Of The Motor Pool Oct. 30, 1956
- 2 - 8Bilko's Engagement Nov. 06, 1956
- 2 - 9A Mess Sergeant Can't Win Nov. 13, 1956
- 2 - 10Doberman's Sister Nov. 20, 1956
- 2 - 11Where There's A Will Nov. 27, 1956
- 2 - 12Bilko's Tax Trouble Dec. 04, 1956
- 2 - 13Mink Incorporated Dec. 11, 1956
- 2 - 14Sergeant Bilko Presents Ed Sullivan Dec. 18, 1956
- 2 - 15Bilko Gets Some Sleep Dec. 25, 1956
- 2 - 16The Blue Blood Of The Bilko's Jan. 08, 1957
- 2 - 17Love That Guardhouse Jan. 15, 1957
- 2 - 18Sergeant Bilko Presents Bing Crosby Jan. 22, 1957
- 2 - 19Bilko Goes To Monte Carlo Jan. 29, 1957
- 2 - 20Bilko Enters Politics Feb. 05, 1957
- 2 - 21Bilko's Television Idea Feb. 12, 1957
- 2 - 22The Son Of Bilko Feb. 26, 1957
- 2 - 23Rock 'n' Roll Rookie Mar. 05, 1957
- 2 - 24Bilko's Black Magic Mar. 19, 1957
- 2 - 25Bilko Goes South Mar. 26, 1957
- 2 - 26Bilko Goes Around The World Apr. 02, 1957
- 2 - 27The Mess Hall Mess Apr. 09, 1957
- 2 - 28The Secret Life Of Sergeant Bilko Apr. 16, 1957
- 2 - 29Radio Station B.I.L.K.O. Apr. 23, 1957
- 2 - 30Bilko the Marriage Broker Apr. 30, 1957
- 2 - 31Bilko Acres May. 07, 1957
- 2 - 32The Big Scandal May. 14, 1957
- 2 - 33Bilko's Perfect Day May. 21, 1957
- 2 - 34The Colonel Breaks Par May. 28, 1957
- 2 - 35Show Segments Jun. 04, 1957
- 2 - 36His Highness Doberman Jun. 11, 1957